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Ang-er Management

Monday, October 20, 2008 ' 8:31 AM

LOL. What a title.. BANKAI !!

I didn't post on Saturday, because my bro didn't go out as i expected him to be.

So, to cover the disappointment, there's is goona be a significant amount of ME-dia coverage today i think.

If you don't know what are those things in the pictures above, they are my blood.
I didn't realise my blood is blue.
Negativity seems to overwhelm me again. Because it's been 4 days since i sought emotional comfort by gazing at C.
And then i was being irritated by the stupid electrolysis in the Chemistry textbook. It was so confusing. Can you actually believe that the anode is the POSITIVE electrode? The textbook seems to not care to make things clear by stating what's the positive and negative electrode. And it forced me to see which electrode gives out electrons and which one recieves electrons. But then it turns out that the anode is the negative elctrode???

Oh, back to the "my blood is blue" thingy. I wanted to stab myself with something. So i grabbed the "blunt" knife, you know the knife you see a few post ago.
Unfortunately, i took a real knife by mistake, and i only realise it after i had repeatedly stabbed myself with it. Then blood started to splash out like sparklers.

So, why aren't i dead yet? Hmm, because i thought of C so much that i came back to life?

Lol, alright i was kidding. Actually that was blue ink from my hi-tecpoint pen, you know the pen whose cap can do somersaults.
While studying i suddenly thought of throwing things to vent my frustration and also my stress which were caused by my fear of not having any idea to write anything for the O level essay tomorrow.
So i grabbed a supposedly empty pen and threw it outside my room with all my strength. Surprisingly, the pen STILL HAS SOME INK and it hit the light switch.
More surprisingly, the pen's ink splashed back in my direction. The distance that the ink travelled was quite amazing, like 3 metres?? And part of the pen rebounded further than that. I still can't find the other part of the pen though.

BUT, amazement aside, i still had to clear the mess up myself. Damn. Wasted time.

This was what was left.

Right, on to the next story !!

That was a beetle you saw on top. I had a very fearsome enCounter with a beetle on Saturday.

Yes fearsome. Beetles, along with other insects and lizards and spiders, are all very scary things. They can crawl they can fly and they make strange noises !!

I started to be on my guard when i heard strange noises that sounded like something hitting the window hard. That is a telltale sign of a beetle already !!

AH!!!!!

I screamed when this big, brown, ugly, retarded beetle landed on the floor beside me.

AH!!!

I started throwing everything like newspapers magazines worksheets towards that beetle. But unfortunately i missed ! What The.

Then it flew towards my small container and landed beside it. Now's my chance !
I lifted up the container and smashed the beetle with it. Whew.

Obviously, i need to lift the container up again to see the corspe of the beetle to confirm that it's dead.

When i lifted it up,

AH!!!!

I saw something black flying towards me ! And i put it back down immediately.
I really screamed out loud. But it was actually the shadow of my E.maths TYS beside the lamp flipping because of the wind.

I kinda got more vicious and repeatedly smashed that container on where the beetle is. Shockingly, it still isn't dead yet !!

"Why don't you JUST DIE YOU IDIOT!!!!"

After the 100th try, i was finally successful !! It was trapped with half its body under the container.

Muwahahahahaha.

Now what can i do with it? First i took a picture of it. Then i savoured my victory and watched it struggle. Next i sprayed some talcum powder on it. Following that, i tear open the bag of powder which absorbed moisture in "Jack-san 's wasabi peas" and i poured it over the beetle.

"That's what you get for scaring the freak out of me."

But it is time to end its life.

"Sayonara, you monster."

And i pounded the beetle with the can of talcum powder.

Whew, but then , i still need to clear all this mess. Damn, wasted time.

Oh~ C!! I could even forget about Credit Card, Condominium and Car if it is for you!!!!

"Please make it so that if I caught you
I wouldn’t ever let you escape"

That mushy line was gotten from the translation of "Seishoujo Ryouiki". That's why i say Japanese songs are meaningful.

And finally, today is Monday!! I could gaze at C again. Yes, i expected my heart to melt again later.

Oh wait, is it just me, or is it i see her carrying her phone in her hand everytime?

Well, it is just me.

Sleep with the trauma that kept you sleepless